She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i came on her dog
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you inspire me to be a worse person
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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