When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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