Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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