no. you can't hotbox the world.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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