and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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