What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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