When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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