It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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