why didn't you poke me back
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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