last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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