What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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