i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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