waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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