Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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