Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
