All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he high fived his dick after we had sex
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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