Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i love accidental penises.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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