If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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