And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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