Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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