We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize
