If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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