haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
