You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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