Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think a kid would responsible me up
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
When are your genitals available?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
