I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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