You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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