So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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