I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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