its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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