There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
