this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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