wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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