ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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