Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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