New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
