I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize