I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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