Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
PANTIES FOUND
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