I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
too bad you live with your parents still
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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