If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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