we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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