He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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