Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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