its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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