It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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