I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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