I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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