i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
