How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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