Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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