What a fucking waste of an outfit
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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