yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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